Aufmerksamkeit, Soldaten! Mobilization orders for the Marc Adamus Division.

Mobilizing the Adamus Division


 As Marc (peace be upon His FAME and His small penis) inches (pardon the pun) closer to Marc Adamus LIES 2.0, he has ordered General Bryan Swan, division commander, Marc Adamus Division, to mobilize the THUG & MORON troops. Here is the secret order printout!

Want the ultimate in fine art prints from the “preeminent” photographers of our time? Why, they’re just $99 at Commercial Fine Art!

The Commercial Fine Art LIARS and their $99 prints


 More LIES and BULLSHIT from the SCAM site Commercial Fine Art. Now you can buy your very own, highest quality “Fine Art Prints” (imagine an arrogant delivery of that line by liar Marc Adamus on a TV infomercial) for the low, low price of $99! Sound like a late-night TV special? Only because it probably should be!

Commercial Fine Art; it's all just fake.

 
 In only the latest hysterical “breakthrough” from the idiots/liars at Commercial Fine Art, they’ve now evidently decided to adopt Wal-Mart pricing for what has been described as the finest possible prints, from the “pre-eminent” landscape artists in the world. (Don’t you just love a bunch of turkeys who write gibberish they probably can’t even understand?)

 We sort of understand where these idiots are coming from. They made the typical mistake that all other “let’s get together and call ourselves the best photographers in the world!” morons did (Photo-cascadia, Mountain Trail Photo, and Timecatcher, to name just a few). They thought that after a couple weeks of explosive bullshit, and maybe some lie-filled, cue-the-choirs Youtube videos, everyone would be breaking down the (virtual) doors and begging to buy some workshops or “fine art” prints. Needless to say, this didn’t happen. So now they’ve decided to slash those prices and offer a “special” on their ultimate fine art prints. Cause you know, that’s what Rembrandt did when no one wanted his paintings, or Art Wolfe when it was a slow day at the gallery. He said, “Oh, I’ll just sell them for five shillings each and make it up on volume!”.

 Perhaps we’re being too harsh and judgmental? Maybe Commercial Fine Art is just selling a screenshot of a fine art print for $99? They are quite proud of their “virtual” showroom, after all. Pioneered by fraud Mark Metternich and now given extra credibility by Commercial Fine Art, the virtual showroom is touted as a plus instead of a minus. 

 Because who would ever want to see a real print, when you can just view virtual prints on a crummy computer monitor? Remember that Marc Adamus made a stink about “getting together with LCD manufacturers to display his images on LCD panels” (as if paper prints aren’t good enough for Marc). Of course, we never heard a peep about that since. Maybe this is the logical culmination of that long-desired dream. Marc Adamus LIES 1.0 saw Marc’s prints in person, and they weren’t impressed.

A moment of reflection on the anniversary of the 9-11 attacks

A moment of reflection for 9-11

 On this date which will live in infamy for decades, if not centuries, let us put aside our petty differences and honor the men and women who gave all on September 11th, 2001.

This is a day to reflect on the sacrifices of the firemen, police officers, and other officials who gave their lives and health on that day, to safeguard the public's safety. We will remember

them for generations.

 On the other hand, what of the mental (and real) masturbators currently on Flickr, photo.net, or earth shots? Those who jack off to "comments & critiques"?

Who will remember Marc Adamus, Ryan Dyar, Steve Sieren, or Miles Morgan 20, even 10 years from now? No one! They have not contributed anything of any value to society, only tearing down & destroying whatever they touch, merely for the purpose of glorifying and honoring themselves on meaningless online venues. In some ways, they resemble the destructive terrorists who struck at our country on that date.

 

 The THUGS & MORONS we talk about today will have moved on to running scams in other areas, leaving the twisted wreckage of the photography industry behind them. Because the scam-based workshop fervor will only result in the utter eradiction of professional photography as we know it. And these losers just don't care!

 Even if you are a THUG or MORON, don't post on Flickr  or any of the other hundreds of forums you salivate over. Honor the fallen heroes who gave all on this date ten years ago. Shut your trap, stop writing self-glorifying bullshit on your Jack Brauer websites, and reflect on real heroes, unlike yourself, who are so self-absorbed that you would destroy the livelihoods of thousands of photographers for "comments & critiques".

 Cowards like Marc or Ryan would have run the other way from the WTC disaster, probably to quickly post the shots on Flickr so they could be "famous, bitches!". There will be plenty of time tomorrow, and the days after, to masturbate to your meaningless photo.net comments.