Thursday, September 15, 2011

Want the ultimate in fine art prints from the “preeminent” photographers of our time? Why, they’re just $99 at Commercial Fine Art!

The Commercial Fine Art LIARS and their $99 prints


 More LIES and BULLSHIT from the SCAM site Commercial Fine Art. Now you can buy your very own, highest quality “Fine Art Prints” (imagine an arrogant delivery of that line by liar Marc Adamus on a TV infomercial) for the low, low price of $99! Sound like a late-night TV special? Only because it probably should be!

Commercial Fine Art; it's all just fake.




 
 In only the latest hysterical “breakthrough” from the idiots/liars at Commercial Fine Art, they’ve now evidently decided to adopt Wal-Mart pricing for what has been described as the finest possible prints, from the “pre-eminent” landscape artists in the world. (Don’t you just love a bunch of turkeys who write gibberish they probably can’t even understand?)

 We sort of understand where these idiots are coming from. They made the typical mistake that all other “let’s get together and call ourselves the best photographers in the world!” morons did (Photo-cascadia, Mountain Trail Photo, and Timecatcher, to name just a few). They thought that after a couple weeks of explosive bullshit, and maybe some lie-filled, cue-the-choirs Youtube videos, everyone would be breaking down the (virtual) doors and begging to buy some workshops or “fine art” prints. Needless to say, this didn’t happen. So now they’ve decided to slash those prices and offer a “special” on their ultimate fine art prints. Cause you know, that’s what Rembrandt did when no one wanted his paintings, or Art Wolfe when it was a slow day at the gallery. He said, “Oh, I’ll just sell them for five shillings each and make it up on volume!”.

 Perhaps we’re being too harsh and judgmental? Maybe Commercial Fine Art is just selling a screenshot of a fine art print for $99? They are quite proud of their “virtual” showroom, after all. Pioneered by fraud Mark Metternich and now given extra credibility by Commercial Fine Art, the virtual showroom is touted as a plus instead of a minus. 

 Because who would ever want to see a real print, when you can just view virtual prints on a crummy computer monitor? Remember that Marc Adamus made a stink about “getting together with LCD manufacturers to display his images on LCD panels” (as if paper prints aren’t good enough for Marc). Of course, we never heard a peep about that since. Maybe this is the logical culmination of that long-desired dream. Marc Adamus LIES 1.0 saw Marc’s prints in person, and they weren’t impressed.

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